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Haha! Laugh! it can make you look a lot better :))

Posted by Paulo Vicencio on Friday, May 7, 2010, In : Jokes 
If good looks could kill, don’t look at me.
I don’t want to see you die.

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Erap to Loi: Wow ang bango mo ngayon ah! Anong gamit mong pabango?
Loi: Secret!!!
Erap: Secret? Di ba pinapahid yun sa kili-kili?

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Days are made special with a smile.
So smile at everyone, smile at everything...
Smile anywhere , smile anytime....
A friendly reminder from PHILIPPINE MENTAL HOSPITAL
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Joke! Joke! Joke!

Posted by Paulo Vicencio on Friday, May 7, 2010, In : Jokes 
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

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"hindi ibig sabihing marami ng labi ang dumampi sa akin ay marumi no...
hindi ibig sabihing marami ng laway ang natikman ko ay wala na akong dangal..."
---kutsara

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Ito ang message na sigurado ifo-forward mo:

"GAGALISIN ANG PUWET NG HULING MAKAK...
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Banat pa! JOKES! :))

Posted by Paulo Vicencio on Wednesday, May 5, 2010, In : Jokes  
ngatz bhe...
muahhx...





ngongo, bumibili ng
GATSBY WAX!


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titser: ang pangit naman ng name mo "conrado domingo" in short "Condom"
Pupil: ok lang po yun mam, kesa naman sa asawa nyo "Supremo Potenciano"
in short "SUPOT"

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Isang araw sa tindahan:

Bata: tok tok tao poh
Tindera: ano yun?
Bata: nang naa mo load?
Tindera: naa!
Bata: pa-txt daw!!

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Salawikain ng mga high school students

"aanhin mo pa ang 90 kung 75 na ang uso"

"its better to cheat than to repeat"

"No need to review kodigo will do"

"aanhin mo pa...

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Bwahaha! SMS jokes xD

Posted by Paulo Vicencio on Monday, May 3, 2010, In : Jokes 

Teacher: ok class our lesson 4 today is about planet. earth
is the 3rd planed from the sun. now what is next to mercury?
Pedro: murag rose pharmacy mn tingali mam! d ko lang sure

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Prof: ano ang pagkakaiba ng adultery at fornification
Girl: nasubukan ko na pareho yan eh. parang wala namang diferrence

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3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama...

tanga1: pare hindi tau kasya bawas tau ng isa. sa lapag nalang
matulog

(bumaba si tanga 3)

tanga2: ayan pare maluwag na akyat ka na d2!

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Pare1: pare para...
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