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Haha! Laugh! it can make you look a lot better :))

Posted by Paulo Vicencio on Friday, May 7, 2010, In : Jokes 
If good looks could kill, don’t look at me.
I don’t want to see you die.

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Erap to Loi: Wow ang bango mo ngayon ah! Anong gamit mong pabango?
Loi: Secret!!!
Erap: Secret? Di ba pinapahid yun sa kili-kili?

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Days are made special with a smile.
So smile at everyone, smile at everything...
Smile anywhere , smile anytime....
A friendly reminder from PHILIPPINE MENTAL HOSPITAL
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Joke! Joke! Joke!

Posted by Paulo Vicencio on Friday, May 7, 2010, In : Jokes 
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

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"hindi ibig sabihing marami ng labi ang dumampi sa akin ay marumi no...
hindi ibig sabihing marami ng laway ang natikman ko ay wala na akong dangal..."
---kutsara

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Ito ang message na sigurado ifo-forward mo:

"GAGALISIN ANG PUWET NG HULING MAKAK...
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haha. ROFLOL xD

Posted by Paulo Vicencio on Monday, May 3, 2010, In : Jokes  
Isang gabi habang nanonood ako
tumabi sakin ang lola ko..

ang haba ng buhok itim na itim ng
damit parang malungkot at may
hawak na kutsilyo

kinabahan ako..

nagsalita siya..

sabi niya..

"apo, bagay ba sa akin ang EMO?"
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Advice from dentist:

Treat your BF/GF like a toothbrush

Dont let anybody use it..

And change it every month...


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Bakit ganun.. sa kama na lang ba lagi ang role
ko sa buhay mo.. each time na pagod ka im always
here para painitin ang malalamig mong gabi..

Hindi ba ako pedeng idisplay sa mga...
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Bwahaha! SMS jokes xD

Posted by Paulo Vicencio on Monday, May 3, 2010, In : Jokes 

Teacher: ok class our lesson 4 today is about planet. earth
is the 3rd planed from the sun. now what is next to mercury?
Pedro: murag rose pharmacy mn tingali mam! d ko lang sure

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Prof: ano ang pagkakaiba ng adultery at fornification
Girl: nasubukan ko na pareho yan eh. parang wala namang diferrence

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3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama...

tanga1: pare hindi tau kasya bawas tau ng isa. sa lapag nalang
matulog

(bumaba si tanga 3)

tanga2: ayan pare maluwag na akyat ka na d2!

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Pare1: pare para...
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