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Haha! Laugh! it can make you look a lot better :))

Posted by Paulo Vicencio on Friday, May 7, 2010, In : Jokes 
If good looks could kill, don’t look at me.
I don’t want to see you die.

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Erap to Loi: Wow ang bango mo ngayon ah! Anong gamit mong pabango?
Loi: Secret!!!
Erap: Secret? Di ba pinapahid yun sa kili-kili?

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Days are made special with a smile.
So smile at everyone, smile at everything...
Smile anywhere , smile anytime....
A friendly reminder from PHILIPPINE MENTAL HOSPITAL
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Funny Text Messages xD

Posted by Paulo Vicencio on Monday, May 3, 2010, In : Jokes 
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Boy: Miss may titulo ka ba?
Girl: wala bakit?
Boy: tingin ko kasi pag-aari kita
Girl: how sweet? ilang pages ka ba?
Boy: (naconfuse) bakit?
Girl: ang mo kapal kasi!!!!

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sa buhay ko daming dumaan...
problema, pagsubok,kawalan...
"pero ng dumaan ka"
natawa ako kasi

pabango mo SURF!!! Wais ka talaga...

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here's a secret code of Andal Ampatuan Jr which was decoded by NBI

X35 P33N I

H73N07 05 W, I

35V37d 3W d73H

Turn your phone upside down to read

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Lord ingatan at ilayo sa disgrasya
ang Cute ...

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haha. ROFLOL xD

Posted by Paulo Vicencio on Monday, May 3, 2010, In : Jokes 
Isang gabi habang nanonood ako
tumabi sakin ang lola ko..

ang haba ng buhok itim na itim ng
damit parang malungkot at may
hawak na kutsilyo

kinabahan ako..

nagsalita siya..

sabi niya..

"apo, bagay ba sa akin ang EMO?"
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Advice from dentist:

Treat your BF/GF like a toothbrush

Dont let anybody use it..

And change it every month...


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Bakit ganun.. sa kama na lang ba lagi ang role
ko sa buhay mo.. each time na pagod ka im always
here para painitin ang malalamig mong gabi..

Hindi ba ako pedeng idisplay sa mga...

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